What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Trevor, age 9, Texas
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
From Maddy, age 7, Melbourne, Australia
What did one eye say to the other eye?
From Casey, age 11, North Carolina
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho-cheese.
Nacho-cheese who?
From Vishnu, age 11, U.S
What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
From G-man, age 13, Washington
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
From Casandra Chia, age 11, Singapore
What do you call a Camel Kingdom?
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