What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!
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What do you call it when you’ve been bitten by a big computer?

A Megabyte!
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Why do bees hum?

Because they don’t know the words!
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What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?

Barbecue tonight??
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What is a ticks’ favorite game?

Tic tac toe!
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