Why did the rooster cross the road?

To get to the chick across the street!
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What do you call a duck wearing a hat?

A duck. Ha!
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Why don’t deer have uncles?

Because they only have antlers.
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What do you call a skunk that flies?

A smellicopter!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your park bench?

Time to get a new bench!
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