What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lava-ly day!
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What’s green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.
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Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink! (Extinct)
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How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?

Take away his credit card!
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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