How can you get 5 elephants in a Volkswagen?

Put 2 in the front seat and 3 in the back.
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What do you call an elephant that takes a bite out of the computer?

A mega-byte!
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Why are alligators long and flat?

They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
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How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?

Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
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What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?

Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
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