Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ilene
Ilene who?

Ilened over the fence too far and it broke!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?

Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
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Whats the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a car’s windscreen?

Its bottom!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?

Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
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Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?

No, cows go moo!!!
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