Why are elephants large, grey, and wrinkley?

If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card.
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What’s gray, has big ears and a trunk?

A mouse going on vacation!!!
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What is big, gray, and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant.
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How do you know peanuts are fattening?

Because you never see a skinny elephant!
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