What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish!
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What did the lettuce say to the tomato?

Lettuce get together!
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Why six is afraid of seven?

Because seven eight (ate) nine!
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What does a house wear?

An address!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moooo-vies!
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How do you make a gold fish age quickly?

Take off the ‘g’!
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