Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?

Kid #1: It’s snowing!
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“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

Kid says, “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”
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Why did the bird fly to the ground?

To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!
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What body part paints?

The heART!
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What do teapots wear for clothes?

A T-shirt!
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Mom Cheetah: Time for your bath!

Baby Cheetah: I don’t want to take a bath. I’m afraid I’ll come out spotless!
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