What did the grass say to the dirt?

I got you covered!
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What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m the Weiner!!!
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What do you call a sheep that is covered in chocolate?

A Hershey baaaaaar!
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Friend 1: Knock Knock!
Friend 2: Who’s there?
Friend 1:You!
Friend 2: You who?

Friend 1: You who! Big summer blow out!
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Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?

Mom: Because we need the eggs!
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