Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Oh, do you need a tissue?
Why did the goose cross the road?
The chicken was on vacation!
Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.
‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.