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What’s the name of a woman with one leg?

Ilean!
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Why did the pirate fail his alphabet test?

He got stuck at Sea! (C)
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Knock knock!
Who is there?
Roach.
Roach who?

Roach you a letter but you never wrote back!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot!!
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What’s black, white, and red all over?

The newspaper! (red == read)
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