What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?

A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
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What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellacopter!
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Where do zombies live?

On a dead end!
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Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?

The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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