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What did the salad say to the fridge?

Don’t look, I’m dressing!
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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

Car Go Beep, Beep!!
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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

I butter not tell you, its a secret!
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?

Because it had a virus!
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What’s a baby’s motto?

If you don’t succeed at first, cry again!
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