Penguin Jokes

Bob: how do you spell penguin backwards?

Larry: it’s easy. P-E-N-G-U-I-N-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!
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What’s Black-White. Black-White.Black-White. Black-White?

A penguin doing summersaults down the hill!
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What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?

Starfish.
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Who is penguin’s favorite aunt?

Aunt Arctica!
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Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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