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What’s Black-White. Black-White.Black-White. Black-White?

A penguin doing summersaults down the hill!
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What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?

Starfish.
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Who is penguin’s favorite aunt?

Aunt Arctica!
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Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

Are you an owl?
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