Penguin Jokes

From Lucette, 5 years old, Prague, Czech Republic

What’s Black-White. Black-White.Black-White. Black-White?

A penguin doing summersaults down the hill!

Rating: +5 (from 25 votes)

From Shad Peel, age 12, Long Island, New York

What kind of fish do penguins catch at night?

Starfish.

Rating: -3 (from 199 votes)

From Erin, age 8, Iowa, Des Moine

Who is penguin’s favorite aunt?

Aunt Arctica!

Rating: +58 (from 150 votes)

From Madison, age 12, Atlanta, GA

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Rating: -14 (from 90 votes)

From Skylar, age 7, Maumelle

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

Are you an owl?

Rating: -82 (from 180 votes)