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From Jack, age 9, Bedford, England

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

From Emirah, age 8, Putrajaya, Malaysia

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.

Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.

From Victoria, age 4, Vero Beach, Florida

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

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