Policeman Jokes

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From Charles, age 12, USA

A man is in jail and got a note from his wife; it said, "When is a good time to plant my flowers? I'm going to dig up the garden." Knowing that the guard reads all the letters, he wrote back, "No, that's where I put the cash." A day later he got a letter that said, "People came and dug up the back yard!"

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From Jr., age 8, Amityville, NY

Why was the policeman standing on dog poo?

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From Craig, age 8, Philippines

What kind of jam does a policeman have in his sandwich?

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