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          <title>From Craig, age 8, Philippines</title>


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What kind of jam does a policeman have in his sandwich?<br /><br />
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         <pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:25:17 -0800</pubDate>
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          <title>From Reagan, age 8, United States</title>


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A police officer spots a car on the highway going about 22mph, so he stops the car, with a lady and some of her friends, and tells the lady how dangerous is to be going slow as it is to speed. The lady answers "Officer I was going the speed limit! 22mph!"
The officer says... that is the highway #.. That's what highway you're on. But I need to ask you, are your friends okay, they seem a little shaken up and pale...<br /><br />
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         <category>Policeman</category>
         <pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:09:48 -0800</pubDate>
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          <title>From Ashaben, age 13, North Carolina</title>


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Why did the policeman spend a lot of time in his bed?<br /><br />
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         <pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:10:24 -0800</pubDate>
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          <title>From Lauren, age 9, Grand Rapids, Michigan</title>


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There were three robbers. They had just roobed a bank and the police were following so they all climbed up a different tree.  So the police went to the first tree and said "Who goes there?"
The first robber said, "Tweet tweet!" and the police thought he was a bird. 
Then the police went to the second tree and said, "Who goes there?"  
The robber said, "Whoo hoo!" and the police thought he was a owl.  
Then they went to the next tree and said "Who goes there?"  And the robber said...  <br /><br />
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         <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:30:49 -0800</pubDate>
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          <title>From Dallin, age 13, Indiana</title>


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There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there. 

The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, "Shutup". 

"What? Tell me your name!" The policeman demanded. 

 "Shutup!"

The police officer was really mad now. "Where's your manners?" said the policeman.<br /><br />
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         <pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:32:47 -0800</pubDate>
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          <title>From Austin, age 13, Pickerington, Ohio, United States</title>


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What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?<br /><br />
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 00:58:42 -0800</pubDate>
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