Pig Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other!

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From James, age 12, New Zealand

What do you call a vampire pig?

Count Pork-u-la!

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From Lil, age 7, Chicago, Illinois

What do pigs use on there cuts ?

Oinkment

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From Bobbii, a parent, from Sedalia, Mizzouri

What do you get when you cross a pig and a game of tug of war?

Pulled pork!

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From Avani, age 9, India

What does a pig do after school on a Friday?

Hamwork!

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From Jessica, 10 years old, North America

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A porkchop.

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