Pig Jokes

What do pigs take if they’re sick?

Mud-icine!
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What is a pig’s favorite tool?

A ham-mer!
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How are pigs and ink related?

They are both in pens!
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!
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What do you put on a pig’s rash?

OINKMENT
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