From Dominic L, 12 years old, Cheektowaga
What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?
A porkchop!
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From Aidan F, 11 years old, Ireland
How do you put more pigs on a farm?
You build a sty-scraper!
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From Michelle, 10 years old, Georgia
Why did the PIG say MOO?
It was a very sick pig!!
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What do you call a pig who does karate?
Porkchop!
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Once three pigs went to a restaurant. One pig wanted milk, pizza, and ice cream. The 2nd wanted coke, steak, and a milk shake, and the third wanted water, water, and more water. The waitress said, “Why does he want water, water, water?”
He wants to go wee wee wee all the way home!
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