Pig Jokes

From Shania, 9 years old, Miami, Florida

What did the pig say when his eye felt funny?

Do I have pig-eye?

Rating: 0 (from 8 votes)

From Brooke, 10 years old, Winder, Georgia

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?

A porky-pine!

Rating: +7 (from 9 votes)

From Casey, 14 years old, United States

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon!

Rating: +4 (from 36 votes)

From Grace, 11 years old, USA

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

The pig fell in the mud!

Rating: +1 (from 19 votes)

From Morg, 10 years old, Follett, TX

What do pigs relax in?

A ham-ock!!

Rating: +4 (from 16 votes)