Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!
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Why does piglet always smell so bad?

Because, he is always playing with Pooh!
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What do you call a pig that takes karate?

A porkchop!
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What do call a pig that you plug into a wall?

A piglet.
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What do you call a flying pig?

A pork chopper!
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What do you call a blind pig?

A p g!
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