Policeman Jokes

The policeman said to the wig shopkeeper, “Sorry, we haven’t found your stolen wigs yet,

but we have been combing the the area!”
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Once upon a time there were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet. One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. The front cop asked:

What is your name?
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
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Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?

Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop.
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Which jam does a policeman use on his bread?

Traffic jam!
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What do you get when you cross a policeman and a skunk?

Stinky service.
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