Policeman Jokes

Which jam does a policeman use on his bread?

Traffic jam!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +12 (from 30 votes)

What do you get when you cross a policeman and a skunk?

Stinky service.
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +4 (from 22 votes)

What kind of metal do they have at a police station?

COPPER!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +11 (from 27 votes)

What are the pipes at the police station made of?

Copper!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +8 (from 22 votes)

What do you get when you cross an agent and a quilt?

An undercover agent!
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +20 (from 38 votes)