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Geologist

From Emily (Emlo), age 11, Columbus ,Ohio

What did the lime stone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!.
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Rating: -109 (from 295 votes)

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Dead Elements

From Dan, age 16, Sarver, Pennsylvania

What do you do with dead elements?

Barium!
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Rating: -108 (from 274 votes)

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Rock Cereal

From Bobby Joe, age 7, China

What is a rock’s favorite cereal?

Cocoa Pebbles!
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Rating: -29 (from 121 votes)

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Limestone

From Ruby, age 11, USA

What did the marble tell the limestone?

Do you want lime on your stone?
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Rating: -70 (from 98 votes)

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Fool’s Gold

From Susan, age 10, Cailfornia

What did gold say to pyrite?

You’re a fool!
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Rating: -32 (from 84 votes)

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