Rock Jokes

From Ryan, 10 years old, California

What does a rock want to be when it grows up?

A rock star!

Rating: +8 (from 16 votes)

From Jasmin, 9 years old, America

What did the volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

Rating: +6 (from 18 votes)

From Jhanvi, 9 years old, India

If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?

It will become wet!

Rating: -16 (from 42 votes)

From Emily (Emlo), age 11, Columbus ,Ohio

What did the lime stone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!.

Rating: -100 (from 316 votes)

From Dan, age 16, Sarver, Pennsylvania

What do you do with dead elements?

Barium!

Rating: -110 (from 296 votes)