Rock Jokes

What do you call a rock that is furry and squeaks?

A pumice.
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What kind of rock can fly?

A rock-et!
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What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?

Rolling Stone
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What is a rock slide’s favorite music?

Rock and Roll!
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What does a rock want to be when it grows up?

A rock star!
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