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Cold Bee

From ISAAC, 8 years old, Henderson, NV

WHY WAS B COLD?

Because it was right between A and C!
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Rating: -7 (from 99 votes)

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Difficult Spelling

From Natasha, a grownup, UK

Teacher:Do you have difficulty with spelling?

Pupil:No,we get along just fine!
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Rating: -22 (from 54 votes)

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Eating Homework

From Mya Thit Khet, 12 years old, Burma

Why did the boy eat his math homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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Rating: +116 (from 190 votes)

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Empty Classroom

From Jared Newport, 11 years old, Eugene, Oregon

Why does a teacher think of an empty classroom when he closes his eyes?

Because he can’t see his pupils!
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Rating: -29 (from 107 votes)

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Student to Teacher

From Rubes, age 9, London

My teacher said little girls can be what ever they want to be.

So I asked her, “Why did you become an old lady?”
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Rating: +48 (from 156 votes)

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