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What snake like to eat pie?

A pie-thon! (python)
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What did the snake put on his floor?

Reptiles!
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What subject do snakes get an A+ in?

Hisssss-tory!
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What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisssstory!
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How do snakes get up and down?

They use the hiss-calator!
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