Snake Jokes

From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisssstory!

Rating: +7 (from 29 votes)

From Sophia, 6 years old, New York

How do snakes get up and down?

They use the hiss-calator!

Rating: +4 (from 20 votes)

From Abbey, 8 years old, Ohio USA

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisssssstory

Rating: +10 (from 26 votes)

From Hannah, age 11, Lima, Perú

What do snakes do after they have a fight?

They hiss and make up!

Rating: +4 (from 24 votes)

From Michael R., age 13, Charlotte, NorthCarolina

What’s a snake’s favorite subject?

Math (thought I was gonna say HISStory or Sssscience?)

Rating: -39 (from 93 votes)