Why were there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?
Space Jokes
Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.A. chased after him!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in chewing gum?
He got stuck in Orbit!
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket!
How did the rocket lose its job??
It got FIRED!!!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
If a meteorite hits a planet, what do we call the ones that miss?
Meteorwrongs!
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