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Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?

You wouldn’t get it!
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Why don’t you stamp emails?

Because your foot would break your computer monitor!
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What stays in one corner but travels around the world?

A stamp!
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One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”

The blonde replied, “My computer keeps saying I’ve got mail.”
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What did the envelope say to the stamp?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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