Tennis Jokes

Why do fish play tennis so poorly?

They try to avoid getting too close to the net!
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What can you serve but not eat?

A tennis ball
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Why will tennis players never marry?

Because in tennis love means nothing.
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What are waiters good at in tennis?

Serving!
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Why was the waiter a good tennis player?

Because he was a good server!
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