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Turkey Can Jump

From Sidney, age 11

Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?

Yes, because a building can’t jump!
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Rating: +27 (from 199 votes)

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Quack

From Aa, age 11, Smithville, Texas

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack,Quack,Quack
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Rating: -20 (from 180 votes)

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Turk Key

From Candy, age 13, Mississippi,United States

What key has legs and can’t open doors?

Turkey!
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Rating: -151 (from 373 votes)

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Turkey Shopper

From Malik, age 10, Brooklyn, NY

What did the turkey say to the shopper?

I heard there is a special on chicken!
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Rating: -67 (from 421 votes)

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Rest In Peas

From Rachael, age 10, Schererville, Indiana

Why did the turkey go in the vegetable bowl?

Because he wanted to rest in peas!
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Rating: +132 (from 286 votes)

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