People hate seeing this before they eat,
and enjoy seeing it after they eat.
What is it?

An empty plate!
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Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?

Yes, because a building can’t jump!
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack,Quack,Quack
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What key has legs and can’t open doors?

Turkey!
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What did the turkey say to the shopper?

I heard there is a special on chicken!
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Why did the turkey go in the vegetable bowl?

Because he wanted to rest in peas!
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