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Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?

To get to the other ride!
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April flowers bring May flowers.
May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!
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People hate seeing this before they eat,
and enjoy seeing it after they eat.
What is it?

An empty plate!
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Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?

Yes, because a building can’t jump!
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack,Quack,Quack
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