Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle get off his back?

He rocked and rolled!
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What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?

A slow poke!
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Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?

To Get To The Shell Station!
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What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slowpoke!
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What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?

You’re turtally wicked!
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