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Turtle Crossing

From Sam, 9 years old, Missouri (MO)

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?

A slow poke!
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Rating: +25 (from 47 votes)

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Turtle Crossing

From Amber, age 12, Tampa, Florida

Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?

To Get To The Shell Station!
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Rating: +2 (from 12 votes)

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Turtle and Porcupine

From Honda123, age 14, Ohio

What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slowpoke!
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Rating: +10 (from 116 votes)

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Turtley Wicked

From Nicolle, age 9, California

What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?

You’re turtally wicked!
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Rating: -46 (from 138 votes)

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Shell Station Again

From William, age 11, Philippines

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To go to the Shell station!!
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Rating: -17 (from 157 votes)

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