Turtle Jokes

From Tyana, 9 years old, USA

How did the turtle get off his back?

He rocked and rolled!

Rating: +4 (from 22 votes)

From Sam, 9 years old, Missouri (MO)

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?

A slow poke!

Rating: +28 (from 50 votes)

From Amber, age 12, Tampa, Florida

Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?

To Get To The Shell Station!

Rating: +5 (from 15 votes)

From Honda123, age 14, Ohio

What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slowpoke!

Rating: +8 (from 120 votes)

From Nicolle, age 9, California

What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?

You’re turtally wicked!

Rating: -45 (from 143 votes)