Weather Jokes

A day without sunshine is like …

You know, night!!
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What does a cloud wear under its rain coat?

Thunderwear!!!!
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What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!
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It’s so cold …

The devil is yelling “Icecaps in my wonderful fiery kingdom!”
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What was the guy’s reaction when he was struck by lightning?

He was shocked!
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