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Sleeping Snowmen

From Kendellynn, age 7, Lewisburg, WV

What do snowmen sleep on?

A blanket of snow!
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White Up

From Me, 11 years old, Canada

What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.
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Tie This Bow

From Sasha3pretty, age 14, United States

What type of bow can never be tied?

a rainbow!
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Hurricane Chat

From Megan, age 9, Tennessee

What did the hurricane say to the island?

I’ve got my eye on you!
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Count Dracula

From Grayson, age 11, South Dakota, United States

If Count Dracula and the Abominable Snowman had a kid, what would its name be?

Frostbite!
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