Weather Jokes

From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA

Why did the snowman run away from the sun?

He didn’t want to get fired!

Rating: +9 (from 11 votes)

From Makeima F, 12 years old, Maryland

Why was the rainbow so happy?

Because it was in a colorful mood!

Rating: +3 (from 13 votes)

From BINKS, 10 years old, Michigan

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

SNOW DIFFERENCE

Rating: +2 (from 18 votes)

From Mark, a grownup, Canada

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because silly, it’s too cold out tide!

Rating: +6 (from 14 votes)

From Miranda, 11 years old, United States

What does dirty rain do ?

It showers!

Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)