Weather Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!
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Where do snowmen put their websites?

On the Winternet
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Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?

Kid #1: It’s snowing!
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You ever wonder what it would be like to be a tiny person living inside a snow globe city? The weather reports would be interesting.

“Chance of an upside-down earthquake followed by a ten-second blizzard and a tsunami!”
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A day without sunshine is like …

You know, night!!
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What does a cloud wear under its rain coat?

Thunderwear!!!!
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