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Stepping in Poodle

From Rachel, age 13, Florida, USA

What should you do when it rains cats and dogs?

Be careful not to step on a poodle!
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Rating: +73 (from 269 votes)

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Thunderwear

From Cai, age 9, Haiku,HI

What does lightning wear under it’s pants ?

Thunderwear!
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Rating: +40 (from 242 votes)

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Lighten Up

From Issac, age 10, Ashtonfield, Australia

What did the lightning say to the rain?

Lighten up, will ya?
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Rating: -22 (from 320 votes)

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Thunderstorm

From Sassy, age 13, California

What did the bottom say to the pants?

There is going to be a thunder storm tonight watch out.
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Rating: -142 (from 276 votes)

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Carrot Looks Big

From Nancy, a teacher, Twisp, Washington

What did one snow woman say to the other snow woman?

Does this carrot make my head look big?
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Rating: -220 (from 402 votes)

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