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What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?

I lava you!
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What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything!
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What did one casket say to the other casket?

“That you coffin?”
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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Do you want to make cents?
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room?

Odor in the court!
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