What Did? Jokes

What did do to get the other yo-yo’s attention?

YO! YO!
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What did the construction worker call it when he accidentally hammered a nail into his finger?

A finger-nail!
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What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
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What is up and never comes down?

The sky!
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What did one ice cube say to the other ice cube?

It’s ice to meet you!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?

The chicken was on vacation!
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