What Did? Jokes

From Sarah Kennedy, 10 years old, Alice Springs, Australia

What did the echidna (a spiny animal) say to the spinifex (a spiny plant)?

Are you my mother?

Rating: -4 (from 10 votes)

From Julian Donahue, 11 years old, Austin, Tx

What did the man say when he splashed his drink on himself?

Drinks are on me!

Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)

From Lizzy, 14 years old, Arizona

What did the chameleon say when the family picked him out at the pet store?

“I blend right in!”

Rating: +5 (from 9 votes)

From J. Koverman, 7 years old, Illinois

What did the bat say to the ball?

Let’s get together and be a hit!

Rating: +5 (from 9 votes)

From Hamida Sanford, 11 years old, Pennsylvania, United States

What did the orange say to the banana split?

Orange you glad I fixed your split?

Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)