What Did? Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

This relationship will be the end of me.
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What did the math teacher say to her boyfriend?

You have my digits!
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What did the elevator complain about its job?

It sometimes gets me down!!!
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What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?
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What did one penny say to the other penny?

Let’s get together and make some cents!
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