What Did? Jokes

What did the dad boulder say to his son when he was scared to jump over the river?

Don’t be afraid to be a little boulder!
(bolder).
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What did the snail say when it took a ride on the turtle’s back?

“Wheeee!”
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What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the crumb say to the couch?

This is so crumbfortable!
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What did the plane say when it was in trouble??

Sorry, but I gotta fly!
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