What Did? Jokes

What did the fan say to the other fan?

You blow me away.
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What did the orthodontist give to the marching band?

A tuba toothpaste!
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What did the dad boulder say to his son when he was scared to jump over the river?

Don’t be afraid to be a little boulder!
(bolder).
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What did the snail say when it took a ride on the turtle’s back?

“Wheeee!”
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What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

Flood lights!
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