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Gambling Seed

From Rose, 8 years old,

Why didn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

Because he was on a roll!
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Rating: +24 (from 98 votes)

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Take But Leave

From Sharon, 11 years old, Waterford,Ireland

What do you take but leave more behind?

FOOTSTEPS!
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Rating: +14 (from 58 votes)

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Trash Compactor

From hello kitty!!!!!, 10 years old, california

What did one side of the trash compactor say to the other side of the trash compactor?

Puuuuush….puuuush!!!!!
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Rating: -46 (from 74 votes)

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Turkey to the Hunter

From Victoria, age 12, Utah

What did the turkey say to the hunter?

Look! It is a deer!
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Rating: -2 (from 32 votes)

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Glasses on Phone

From Banana, age 10, Alice, Texas

Why was the phone wearing glasses?

He lost all his contacts!
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Rating: +105 (from 197 votes)

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