What Did? Jokes

What did the one nacho say to the other nacho when he didn’t want to share?

It’s nachos!
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What did the math teacher say to her new assistant?

You really are a fine addition to my team!
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What did do to get the other yo-yo’s attention?

YO! YO!
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What did the construction worker call it when he accidentally hammered a nail into his finger?

A finger-nail!
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What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
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What is up and never comes down?

The sky!
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