What Did? Jokes

What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the crumb say to the couch?

This is so crumbfortable!
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What did the plane say when it was in trouble??

Sorry, but I gotta fly!
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What did the grass say to the dirt?

I got you covered!
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What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?

I’m the Weiner!!!
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