Wolf Jokes

From Nicole, 3 years old, North Carolina

What’s a wolf’s favorite fruit?

A PACK of apples!

Rating: -8 (from 14 votes)

From Jay, 11 years old, California,US

Why did the boy cry wolf?

He was looking for his dog.

Rating: -5 (from 7 votes)

From Laura, a reader, Leeds

What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?

Aoooooowwwwwwwww!

Rating: +40 (from 252 votes)

From SpiritDancer Ï€, age 11, Missouri, USA

What did one wolf say to another?

Howl’s it goin’!

Rating: +24 (from 194 votes)

From James, age 16, Cleveland, Ohio, United States

What do wolves do at midnight parties?

They have a howling good time!

Rating: -87 (from 213 votes)