Wolf Jokes

What’s a wolf’s favorite fruit?

A PACK of apples!
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Why did the boy cry wolf?

He was looking for his dog.
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What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?

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What did one wolf say to another?

Howl’s it goin’!
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What do wolves do at midnight parties?

They have a howling good time!
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