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Sit Down Mama

Yo mama so fat…

When she sat down everyone shouted EARTHQUAKE!
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Locked Up Mama

Yo mama’s so stupid..

She was locked up in a grocery store and she starved!
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Yellow Fat Mama

Your momma is soooooooo fat

When she put on a yellow dress the sun got jealous!
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Yo Mama Drowning

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a lifesaver,

she asked, “Cherry or grape?”
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So Ugly Mama

Yo Mama so ugly…

she turned Medusa into stone!
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