Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so short…

She does limbo under the door!
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Yo mama is so ugly…

Even Hello Kitty said, “Goodbye!”
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Yo mama is so fat…

She wanted to be an astronaut, but space is too small!
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Yo mama is so fat…

She broke the stairway to heaven!
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Yo mama is so fat…

When she bent over she got arrested for ten pounds of crack!
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Yo mama is so skinny…

She uses a cheerio as a hula hoop!

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