Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so old…

When she was in 3rd grade, dinosaurs were a domestic pet!
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Yo mama is so fat…

When she went sky diving, in a yellow jump suit, everyone thought the sun was falling!
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Yo mama is so ugly…

Her pillow cries at night!
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Yo mama is so poor…

She goes chasing after the garbage truck, with a shopping list!
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Your mama is so fat…

When God said, “Let there be light,” he made your mama move over!
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Yo mama so fat…

When she goes in the water, the lifeguard says, “All aboard!”
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