Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat…

She’s too big for outer space!
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Yo mama’s so short…

She had to look up to a baby!
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Yo mama’s so poor and dumb…

She thought a trash can was her house.
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You mama’s so old and fat…

That when she was in the revolutionary war someone shot her in the stomach and the bullet reflected.
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Yo mama’s so dumb…

She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Your mama is so fat…

When God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mom to move.
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