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Yo Mama so fat …

The Earth orbits around her!
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Yo Mama so old …

Her birth certificate says ‘expired’ on it!
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Yo Mama so poor …

Ducks throw bread at her!
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Yo Mama so fat …

She sat on an iPod and made it into an iPad!
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Yo Mama so fat …

When she went to KFC, the lady asked what size bucket she wanted and she said the one on the roof!
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