Yo Mama Jokes

From Perla Villegas, 8 years old, Wichita, KS

Yo Mama so fat …

The toilet was singing “ABCDEFG, get your booty off of me!”

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

From Miles, 8 years old, Evanston,Illinois

Yo Mama so ugly …

Her shadow quit on her!

Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)

From Jack Green, 12 years old, United States

Your Mama’s teeth are so yellow …

That whenever she smiles, the traffic slows down!

Rating: +3 (from 9 votes)

From Jordan, 11 years old, United States

Yo Mama is so stupid …

When she was getting chased by the police she called 911 for help!

Rating: +5 (from 7 votes)

From Carlos, 11 years old, USA

Yo Mama is so hairy…..

When Chewbacca saw her, he fell in love!

Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)