Vet: Why is your cat’s hair seared off?
Me: Well, my lizard likes to play…
Vet: What kind of lizard is that?!
Me: A dragon!
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From Emily, 12 years old, Austin, Texas
Vet: Why is your cat’s hair seared off?
Me: Well, my lizard likes to play…
Vet: What kind of lizard is that?!
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If you’ve taken advanced science classes, you would know that a dragon is actually not a lizard.
i agree