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Man Walks Into a Bar

From Jamie C, 10 years old, Stockport, Manchester, England, The UK, Europe, Planet Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way Galaxy

A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.

The man says:

I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
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