Why was the Shoe complaining to the other Shoe?
Because he was TIRED OF PEOPLE WALKING ALL OVER HIM!
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case he had a hole in one! 😀
Why did the pilgrims pants always fall down?
Because their buckle was on their hat!
What type of shoes do lazy people wear?
Loafers because they always loaf around!
What did the shoelace say to the other one?
That’s knot mine!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans!
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