Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?
He wanted to see a home run!
When does a computer need shoes?
When it’s reBooting!
What do you get if you cross a couple of bananas!
with a pair of shoes?
Slippers!
Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
Because they were knotty (naughty)!