What does the moon hold its pants up with?
An Asteroid belt!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Beth Harris, 10 years old, New Zealand
What does the moon hold its pants up with?
From Bella, 10 years old, Philomath, Oregon
How do you dress when you are at the ranch?
From Mandy, 6 years old, US
Why was the shoe late for class?
From Loppy
What do you call a jacket that’s on fire?
From Kamikid, 10 years old, U.S.A
I went to buy some camo pants
From Mawny the Clown, a grownup, upstate New York.
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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