Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to hear a joke?
Why did goofy wear two pairs of pants when he was golfing?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why do Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on top of their hat!
What type of shirt can you drink?
A tea shirt!
So, the other day I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants …
But I couldn’t seem to find any!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- …
- 16
- Next Page »