Ocean and Beach Jokes

From Anonymous, age 11, USA

Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt?

Now he’s a bronze-fish!

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From Meg, age 17, USA, Maine, Bath

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop a line!

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From Evan, age 12, Kona, Hawaii

How do you get rid of a harbor ghost?

Coast busters!

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From Gabrielle, age 9, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan

Why should you never trust whales with your secrets??

Because they’re all blubber-mouths!

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From Curbey, age 9, Dothan, Alabama

What sea animal can be adjusted?

A tune a fish!

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From Aren, age 13, London

Why don’t lobsters share?

Because they’re shellfish!

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