What did Delaware to the dance?
Idaho, Alaska!
What should you do when it rains cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
What did the bunny say to the girl?
Don’t be sad; be hoppy!
What did Dracula say to the vampire?
I want my mummy!
Joe has 5 apples. Ellie takes 3 from him. What do you have?
A Fight!
A sad pony came to see me. He thought he couldn’t sing.
I said: “Don’t worry! You’re just a little hoarse!”
