What did the matter say to the antimatter?
Come round to my place and we’ll have a blast!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?
Odds in flavor!
Why don’t people want pigs to fly?
You don’t want those things to poo on your car!
Once, teacher asked his student’what is the formula of water?’.Then the student answered
‘HIJKLMNO’.The teacher asked HOW?.
The boy answered you said yesterday it’s’H to O’!
Mary’s mother had four children North, South, and West. What was her other child’s name?
Mary!
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