The other day a man came to my front door, asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool.
So, I gave him a small glass of water!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock!
How do you cure a headache?
Put your head thru a window & and the pane will go away!
What happened to the guy that fell into an upholstery machine?
He was fully covered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
What kind of street does a vampire live on?
A dead end!
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