Missing Car

Once there was a blonde and a brunette. The blonde asked the brunette, “Can I borrow your car?”
The brunette said, “Sure, just bring it back tomorrow.”
So the next day came and the car wasn’t returned. So the brunette called the blonde and said, “Where is my car?”

The blonde replied, “I drove by your house, but your car wasn’t there so I thought you had left.”
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