What does a dog do to a steak?
He’ll goblet!
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What did the buffalo say to it’s son
Bye son!
If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
What travels the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp!
What did the dog say when he sat on the cactus?
Ruff!!!!!!!!
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