If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?
Because they were all holding pens!
From Hailee, age 11, Hill City, Minnesota
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Dolphin Jokes
What do you call a dolphin living in Miami?
By its name!
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper!
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?
Flipper coin!
Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?
No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!
How does a group of dolphins make a decision?
Flipper coin!
