Dolphin Jokes

From Mohared, 11 years old, London

How does a group of dolphins decide on something?

Flipper coin!

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From Meg, 10 years old, Miami,Florida

Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?

No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!

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From Julie, age 11, California

How does a group of dolphins make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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From Jay Joshi, age 13, Castro Valley, California

Which is the smallest city?

Electricity!

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From Hailee, age 11, Hill City, Minnesota

If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?

Because they were all holding pens!

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From Uday Tripathi, age 9, U.S.A.

What do you call a doll which swims in the water?

A doll-phin!

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