Dolphin Jokes

From Gomboc Artur, 11 years old, Portland.

What do you call a dolphin living in Miami?

By its name!

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From Huddy, 9 years old, Alberta, Canada

Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper!

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From Mohared, 11 years old, London

How does a group of dolphins decide on something?

Flipper coin!

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From Meg, 10 years old, Miami,Florida

Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?

No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!

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From Julie, age 11, California

How does a group of dolphins make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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From Jay Joshi, age 13, Castro Valley, California

Which is the smallest city?

Electricity!

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