Why did the shark feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
From Derrick, Alicea, age 10, Detroit, Michigan
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Dolphin Jokes
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?
Flipper coin!
How does a group of dolphins make a decision?
Flipper coin!
What do you call a doll which swims in the water?
A doll-phin!
If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?
Because they were all holding pens!
What do you call a dolphin living in Miami?
By its name!
