Did the dolphin break the vase by accident?
No – dolphins do everything on Porpoise!
Dolphin Jokes
Why did the shark feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?
Flipper coin!
How does a group of dolphins make a decision?
Flipper coin!
What do you call a doll which swims in the water?
A doll-phin!
If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?
Because they were all holding pens!
