Where do spiders go for groceries?
The flea market!
Bug Jokes
There were three ants that lived in the bathroom. It was time for bed, so they each chose where they were going to sleep. One slept in the sink, one slept in the bathtub, and the last one slept in the toilet. The next morning, they each asked each other how their sleep was. The one in the sink said his sleep was comfortable and the one in the bathtub said his was great. Then they asked the ant that slept in the toilet.
And he said, “My sleep was horrible. First it rained, then it thundered, and if I hadn’t had jumped on a log, I could have died!”
What do you say to an annoying beetle?
Stop bugging me!
How did the police get rid of the bugs?
They called in the SWAT team!
What do you get when cross the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?
Squashed bugs!
What do you call a boy ladybug?
Confused!
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