Bug Jokes

From Kate, 12 years old, Australia.

If you want a fly to go away, what do you say?

Buzz off!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI.

Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?

The one on the screen!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI.

What lies on its back, with 100 feet in the air?

A centipede!

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From Alysa, 9 years old, Bradenton, Florida.

What did the worker bee say to the queen bee?

Hi, honey!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

What’s the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

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