Bug Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?

What do you call a snail on a ship?

How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?

Which sport is a favorite of the Grass Hopper?

Where do spiders go for groceries?

There were three ants that lived in the bathroom. It was time for bed, so they each chose where they were going to sleep. One slept in the sink, one slept in the bathtub, and the last one slept in the toilet. The next morning, they each asked each other how their sleep was. The one in the sink said his sleep was comfortable and the one in the bathtub said his was great. Then they asked the ant that slept in the toilet.