Bug Jokes

From Enzo, 9 years old, Guernsey

What do you call an ant that won’t go away?

Perman-ant (Permanant)!

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From Alexander Graziano, 7 years old, Prairie Village, Kansas

What did the snail say after winning the race?

Snailed it!

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From Chrissy Conidis, a grownup, Florida

What do you say when a bumble bee is being bad?

Bee-have!

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From Jackelyn, 9 years old, California

Where do ants go during holidays?

Frants! (France)

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From Kate, 12 years old, Australia

If you want a fly to go away, what do you say?

Buzz off!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?

The one on the screen!

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