What goes: 99-clunck…99-clunck…99-clunck?
A centipede with a wooden leg !
From Gaby, age 8, Las Vegas, Nevada
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Bug Jokes
What kind of critters do secret agents like?
Spy-ders!
This guy was out of gas on the side of the Interstate. A little bee came up and said, “I will be back.” When he got back the man said “What did you do?”
The bee said “I got a bunch of bees and we put Bee-Pee in your tank!”
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets!
What did the worker bee say to the queen bee when he returned to the hive?
Could you buzz me in?
What kind of ant walks on two legs?
Your aunt!
