Bug Jokes

From SHONEE, age 9, TRINIDAD

WHY DO BEES HUM

BECAUSE THEY forgot THE LYRICS!

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From Alysa, 9 years old, Bradenton, Florida

What did the worker bee say to the queen bee?

Hi, honey!

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From Mairead, age 10, Galway, Ireland

Mum-Oh, poor Lily, did the bee sting you?
Lily-Yes
Mum-Let’s put some cream on it then.

Lily- Don’t be silly, it’ll be MILES away by now!!

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From Breage, age 10, Philadelphia,PA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bug.
Bug who?

Don’t bug me!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Columbus, Ohio

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailer!

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From Bri, 8 years old, USA

How do you tell a boy worm from a girl worm?

By kissing them!

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