I was talking to my friend and her nose was red and I asked her why. She said she sniffed a brose. I said “There’s no B in rose!”
She said, “There was in the one I just sniffed!”
From Sami , 9 years old, USA
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Bug Jokes
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, because when they turn on the light they scatter!
Where does the bee like to sting?
The beehind!
Where do bees pee?
In the BP station
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!
What did the snail say after winning the race?
Snailed it!
