Bug Jokes

From Colton, age 13, Canada

How did the police get rid of the bugs?

They called in the SWAT team!

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From Brandon, age 9, Everett, Washington.

What do you get when cross the Beatles and the Rolling Stones?

Squashed bugs!

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From Kaitlyn Orantes, 11 years old, Illinois

What do you call a boy ladybug?

Confused!

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From Hailey, 7 years old, FL

What kind of critters do secret agents like?

Spy-ders!

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From Jeffrey D, 15 years old, Fallsington, Pennsylvania

What do you get if you cross termites and rabbits?

Bugs Bunnies!

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From Ugh Fig, 3 years old, G land

What do ants wear?

P-ants!

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