Hamster Jokes

From Richminiongirl123xx, 11 years old, England England England

Where do hamsters come from?

HAMSTERDAM!

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From Gio, 9 years old, Chicago, Illinois

You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.

Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).

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From Livi, age 11, England

Why did the pirate cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!

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From Kiersten, age 9, Texas

Where are hamsters from?

Hamsterdam!

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From Abbie, age 11, Monrovia, California

Why was the apple so lonely?

Because the banana split!

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From Molly, age 9, Wales

What does a spaceman have for lunch?

Launch!

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