Why did the pirate cross the road?
Hamster Jokes
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
What is white and brown and eats hamster food?
My hamster!
When do hamsters run away from rain?
When its raining cats and dogs!
Why did the hamster run away?
Because it didn’t have a wheel!
What kind of a dam does a hamster build?
A Hamster dam!
Where do hamsters come from?
HAMSTERDAM!