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Hamster Jokes

From Livi, age 11, England

Why did the pirate cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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Frpm Allisa, age 10, Canada

What is white and brown and eats hamster food?

My hamster!
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From Ellery D., age 8, Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

When do hamsters run away from rain?

When its raining cats and dogs!
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From Jarod, age 10, South Africa

Why did the hamster run away?

Because it didn’t have a wheel!
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From Laura, age 12, Lincolnton, N.C.

What kind of a dam does a hamster build?

A Hamster dam!
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From Richminiongirl123xx, 11 years old, England England England

Where do hamsters come from?

HAMSTERDAM!
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