A redhead, a blond, and a brunette are on an airplane. The redhead throws an apple out the plane. The brunette throws a banana out the plane. And the blond throws a grenade. When the get out the plane the see a little girl crying they ask why she says, ” An apple fell and killed my cat.” They keep walking and see another girl crying they ask why she says, ” A banana fell and killed my dog.” They keep walking and see a little boy laughing they ask why, and he says……
Why did the blonde put cheerios in the dirt?
Why couldn’t the blonde dial 911?
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
How do you confuse a blonde?
What do blondes and empty bottles have in common?