What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
What do you say to a good-looking mouse?
Why did the lamb go to the river?
What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he’s hit with the flyswatter?