Where did the sheep go for a haircut?
Animal Jokes
To the “Baa Baa” Shop (Barber)
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
You take away his credit card!
What do you call a bat that sounds like a bell?
A Dingbat
Why did the deer cross the freeway?
I don’t know. He never lived to tell the story!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Stylish!
What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?
Crazy!
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