Animal Jokes

From Anna, 8 years old, The United States of America

Why does the dragon always sleep with the light on?

Because he is afraid of the nights (knights)

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa USA

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter side!

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From Melissa M., age 11, West Springfield, Massachusetts

What is a horse’s favorite state?

MAINE!

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From Sahana, age 7, California, USA

What do you call a horse that comes out in the night?

A night-mare!

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From Ambeika, 11 years old, Paris

Why don’t lobster’s share?

Because they are shellfish!

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From Amanda M., age 12, St. Louis, MO

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To get to the chick across the street!

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