Why do gorrilas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
Animal Jokes
Why did the horse eat the hay?
He wanted to say “hey!”
What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
Shoot the lion and drive away in the jaguar!
What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
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