Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?
A Panda!
Animal Jokes
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s to far to walk.
What kind of animals rap?
Raptiles!
What do you call moose with a wig?
A woose!
What do you get when you invite a cat to a fashion show?
A cat walk!
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?
Odour, Odour in the court!
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