What did the rain say to the Earth?
I’m falling for you!
From Carl the Milkman, 12 years old, Arkansas
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Weather Jokes
What does a cloud wear under its clothes?
Thunderwear!
What did the weatherman say to the other weatherman?
Hi, sunshine!
What goes up when it’s raining and comes down when it’s not raining?
An umbrella!
Five men are under a umbrella. How many get wet?
None. It’s not raining!
Why did it rain?
Because Mother Nature had to go!
