Weather Jokes

From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?

Frostbite!

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From Hairy, 9 years old, Minnesota

Why did it rain?

Because Mother Nature had to go!

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From Anthony F., 10 years old, United States

I tried to catch fog yesterday.

But, I mist!

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From Cab, 3 years old

Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

A: Hailing taxi cabs!

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From Niffy, age 12, Ireland

How do you know the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree but you can climb it!

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From BananaTNTReal, 11 years old

What did the weatherman say to the other weatherman?

Hi, sunshine!

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