Weather Jokes

From BananaTNTReal, 11 years old.

What did the weatherman say to the other weatherman?

Hi, sunshine!

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From Blanche, 9 years old, Utah.

What goes up when it’s raining and comes down when it’s not raining?

An umbrella!

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From Sawyer, 7 years old, Minnesota, USA.

Five men are under a umbrella. How many get wet?

None. It’s not raining!

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From Hairy, 9 years old, Minnesota.

Why did it rain?

Because Mother Nature had to go!

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From Teague, 13 years old, Calgary.

What do you say on a snowy day?

Snow-Problem!

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From Lily, 9 years old, Colorado.

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!

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