How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
With a lightning rod!
Weather Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I’ve got my eye on you!
What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?
Dude, you need to cool down!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella!
You ever wonder what it would be like to be a tiny person living inside a snow globe city? The weather reports would be interesting.
“Chance of an upside-down earthquake followed by a ten-second blizzard and a tsunami!”
- 1
- 2
- 3
- …
- 16
- Next Page »
