Weather Jokes

From Teague, 13 years old, Calgary.

What do you say on a snowy day?

Snow-Problem!

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From Lily, 9 years old, Colorado.

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

Why did the thermometer go to college?

He wanted to get a degree!

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From Sruthika, 11 years old, Columbus, Indiana.

What did the penguin say to the melting ice burg?

Dude, you need to cool down!

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From Simon, 8 years old, Boston, MA.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snowbank!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?

He made a pool of himself!

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