Sports Jokes

From Reileen M, age 11, California, Cypress

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball!

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From Marshall, 8 years old, Camble, Ohio

What do you call a grumpy hockey
player?

No more, Mr. Ice guy!

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From Danilo.Z, age 10, Kitchener, Canada

How does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?

He sits next to his fans!

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From Josh, 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?

A tee shirt!

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From Jessica, age 8, Texas

Why did the football couch go to the bank?

Because he wanted to get his quarter back!

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From a 3 years old

What do golfers drink?

Tee!

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