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From Crystal, age 12, Wheatridge, Colorado, U.S.A.

There was once a man who loved to play golf. His wife said “Don’t go golfing today, honey! There is going to be a lightning storm!”
“I’ve done this for thirty-five years, and I know how to golf in the rain.” So he left and met a friend there named George.
When he got home, his wife said “How was golf?”
He said, “Oh, it was fine. George got hit by lightning.”
“What did you do then?”

“Oh, it was ‘hit the ball and drag George, hit the ball and drag George!”
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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

The players raise a racquet.
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From Jake, age 10, El Paso, Texas

What is a basketball’s favorite food?

Dunkin’ doughnuts!
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From Brooklyn, age 10, Illinos

Why didn’t the nose get on the soccer team?

He did not get picked!
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From Felix P, 10 years old, Kansas City, Missouri

Why did the Football coach go to the bank?

To get his Quarterback!
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From Keith, age 11, San Antonio, Texas

Where is the hardest golf course?

In the Gulf!
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