Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
Science Jokes
What goes in cars but comes out of people?
Gas!!
What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?
It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)
Want to hear a Potassium joke?
K (chemical symbol for potassium).
Why was Adam afraid of science class?
He heard they were splitting the atom!
Two men walk up to a restaurant. One asks for H2O, the other man says you know what I’ll have some H2O too.
He died.
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