Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel(no-bell) Prize.
Science Jokes
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise.
Electron: Are you sure?
Proton: Of course I am I’m positive!
A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?
It doesn’t take a genius to know fish sticks.
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
What goes in cars but comes out of people?
Gas!!
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