Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
Ocean and Beach Jokes
So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”
Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”
He threw himself out of the boat!
What is a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
What fish died but still swims?
An angel fish of course!
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
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