What is a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Cow Jokes
What is a cow’s favourite place to go on a Saturday?
The mooovies!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
What do you call a bull that is sleeping?
A bulldozer!
Once there was a farmer who had 50 cows, but when he counted them there were only 49. Where was that last cow?
He was at the moo-vies.
What do you call a cow who is caught in an earthquake full of strawberries?
A strawberry milkshake!
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