Cow Jokes

From Anjali, 8 years old, United States of America

What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!

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From Noah, 9 years old, Tennessee.

What do you call a boy cow taking a nap?

A bulldozer!

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From Julia, 13 years old, Melborne, Florida.

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull-dozer!

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From Shawn, 7 years old, Texas.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Crystal DiRoma, 9 years old, America.

What do you call a cow that is sleeping?

A bulldozer!

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From Dan Tdm, 9 years old, North America.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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