Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
From Lauren, 11 years old, Valdosta
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Cow Jokes
How did the cow get away?
On a moo-tercycle!
What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
What do you call a boy cow taking a nap?
A bulldozer!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
