What is a cow’s favourite holiday (vacation)?
Mooo York!
Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn’t like milk?
Lactose intolerant!
What does a cow make when it jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
What did the math teacher name her cow?
Cow-culator! (Calculator!)
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer’s hands were cold!
What did the police cow say to another cow?
Mooooooooooooooove along nothiing to see here
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