Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
From Skyblue, age 11, Scotland
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Cow Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the moovies!
What do you call a cow lying on the ground?
Ground beef.
What did the cow call the moon?
The moooon!
What is a cow’s favourite holiday (vacation)?
Mooo York!
Why does the cow sometimes cough?
Sometimes it feels a little hoarse.
