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Cow Jokes

From HENRY, age 11, BAHAMAS, FREEPORT

What do you call a cow that lies on the ground?

Ground beef.
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From Sarah,Maheen,Nabeeha, age 10, Greenville,SC

What is a cow without legs?

Ground beef!
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From Chloesista, 12 years old, England

What is a cow’s favourite place to go on a Saturday?

The mooovies!
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From Michael, age 13, Charlotte, NorthCarolina

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!
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From Kiley, 9 years old, Texas

What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

A bulldozer!
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From Bobby, age 9, Concordia, MO

Once there was a farmer who had 50 cows, but when he counted them there were only 49. Where was that last cow?

He was at the moo-vies.
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