What does a cow make when it jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
From Cuteeeangel, age 10, California,United States
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Cow Jokes
What does a cow say when a person is in front of her at the movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooove!
A farmer was milking a cow one day when he noticed a fly go in the cows ear.
After he was done with the milking, he saw the same fly in the milk.
Then he said, “That’s funny. It went in one ear and out the udder!”
What did the cow say to the moving man?
I’m mooooooooooooooving on!
Why did the cow go to the theatre?
To see a moovie!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
