Once there was a farmer who had 50 cows, but when he counted them there were only 49. Where was that last cow?
He was at the moo-vies.
From Bobby, age 9, Concordia, MO
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Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow who is caught in an earthquake full of strawberries?
A strawberry milkshake!
What restaurant did the cow like to visit?
Dairy Queen!
What do you call a cow that dances?
A milkshake
Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Cow
Cow who?
No.It’s cow moo!
What does a cow make when it jumps up and down?
A milkshake!
