Cow Jokes

From Ben, 11 years old, USA.

What is a cow’s favorite subject?

Moosic!

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From Bridget J., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

What did the math teacher name her cow?

Cow-culator! (Calculator!)

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From Lamont Pinder, 12 years old, Delaware

What do you call a cow with a nervous twich?

Beef Jerky!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down.

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock!

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From Yang Yi, 7 years old, Brazil.

What kind of cow can talk?

A cowboy!

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