Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween party?
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
What did the boy call his ruler that broke in half in math class?
Why did the chicken cross the road!
What do stars use to buy things?
Why did the duck go to jail?