Why don’t you stamp emails?
Because your foot would break your computer monitor!
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
A postage stamp!
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Did you hear the one about the unstamped letter?
You wouldn’t get it!
What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A stamp!
