Why did the turtle cross the main road?
To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
Turtle Jokes
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
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