What kind of phone did Crush buy?
A shell-ular phone!! (Crush the turtle from “Finding Nemo”)
Turtle Jokes
Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
Why did the turtle cross the main road?
To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
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