What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
From Alex, 12 years old, USA
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Turtle Jokes
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
What did turtle say to the taco?
My shell or yours?
How did the turtle get off his back?
He rocked and rolled!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?
A slow poke!
Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?
To Get To The Shell Station!
