What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
From Bella Swanson, 10 years old, Houston,Texas
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Turtle Jokes
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
What did turtle say to the taco?
My shell or yours?
How did the turtle get off his back?
He rocked and rolled!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?
A slow poke!
