What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
From Joseph, age 10, United States
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Turtle Jokes
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
What did turtle say to the taco?
My shell or yours?
How did the turtle get off his back?
He rocked and rolled!
