Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
Turtle Jokes
Why did the turtle cross the main road?
To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
What dances do turtles do best?
Slow dances!
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have shell-a-bration!
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