Why did the turtle cross the main road?
To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty!
From Shyla, age 13, Leroy , Michigan
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Turtle Jokes
What do turtles use to communicate?
SHELLphone!!!
What kind of turtles and are easy to see?
Green See Turtles
Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
SHELL-arious ones!
What kind of cell phone does a turtle use?
A shell phone!
