What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slowpoke!
Turtle Jokes
What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?
You’re turtally wicked!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To go to the Shell station!!
What do turtles use to communicate?
SHELLphone!!!
What kind of turtles and are easy to see?
Green See Turtles
What kind of jokes do turtles tell?
SHELL-arious ones!
