Cat Jokes

From Jen, age 9, Sunnydale, CA

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog! It croaks every night!

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From Becca, age 7, California, USA

What is a cat’s favorite thing about fashion?

The catwalk!

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From Kaylee P., age 9, Santa Clarita, California

What kind of cars do cats drive?

Cat-illacs!!!

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From Christina, age 10, New Freedom ,PA

Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?

No, I just told you I am a tiger!

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From Jaxon, age 8, Williamsburg VA

How do you spell cat backwards?

C-A-T B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!

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From Samantha, age 15, England

Why did they not let the cat go to school?

Because it is a cheetah!

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